Bookshelves  – The Nation Speaks

aka: The Nation Has Spoken: Richard’s NOT a Psychopath

aka: It Quickly Spiralled

aka: We're All Going to the Hague

21 November 2024

The inbox was aflame after last week’s Q&A episode where Marina declared Richard a “psychopath” for the way he arranged his books. Today we’ll get into your take on the matter. Who is right and who is wrong? And, how do you arrange yours? Did Rob Beckett really buy a Blankety Blank contestant a TV from his own pocket? Rob himself gives us the story. What winds journalists up most when they see a newspaper on-screen? Are nightclubs going to die? 
Producer: Neil Fearn + Joey McCarthy
Executive Producers: Tony Pastor + Jack Davenport

Inside This Episode

Media Rules:

  • Marina and Richard explain how BBC policies avoid “undue prominence” of brands to maintain impartiality.
  • They use Top Gear and Saturday Kitchen as examples of shows that creatively navigate these constraints, such as diversifying featured products across episodes.
  • Humorous observations include how adding disclaimers like “other chocolate bars are available” has become a traditional inside joke.

Bookshelf Organisation Debate:

  • Richard and Marina revisit last week’s viral debate on organising bookshelves, where Richard’s size-based system was criticised.
  • Marina shares her husband Kieran’s meticulous genre-based system, which divides fiction into pre- and post-1945 categories.
  • The discussion evolves into a broader debate about how personal systems reflect one’s personality and priorities, with audience contributions adding entertaining perspectives.

Nightclub Closures:

  • Responding to a listener’s question about the decline of nightclubs, the hosts discuss factors like changing lifestyles, the pandemic, and economic pressures.
  • They explore how trends like bottle service, smartphone use, and drug culture have contributed to the decline of communal nightclub experiences.
  • Nostalgic references to iconic venues like Studio 54 and regional UK clubs highlight the cultural impact of this shift.

Cultural Anecdotes:

  • Comedian Rob Beckett recounts a heartwarming story of buying a contestant a large TV on Blankety Blank after they missed the prize, prompting laughter and admiration.
  • The conversation drifts into anecdotes about nostalgic UK nightclubs, highlighting the quirks of DJ culture and evolving club atmospheres.
  • Richard’s enthusiasm about the communal spirit of 1990s rave culture contrasts with the performative nature of modern nightlife.

Naming Fictional Characters:

  • Richard reveals his process for naming characters, often inspired by nostalgic references or real-life auctions where donors can bid to have their names included in his books.
  • A humorous tale unfolds about how crime writer Chris Brookmyre bid against Richard for the right to use the name “Justin Scroggie.”
  • The segment highlights the creative, spontaneous, and sometimes charitable motivations behind naming choices.

Accuracy in TV/Film Depictions:

  • Marina critiques the inaccuracies of newspapers in TV and film, such as unrealistic headlines and poor layout designs.
  • She notes how these discrepancies frustrate journalists, who find such details distracting and unrealistic.
  • Examples include the Beckham documentary’s decision to use composites for sensitive headlines and the comedy of overly generic fake news titles in dramas.

Media Mentions

Television Shows

Books

  • Black Vinyl, White Powder by Simon Napier-Bell
  • My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell

Live Events

  • Royal Albert Hall (4th December live podcast show)

Hot Takes

  • “It drives me mad when journalists in movies don’t get the fonts right.”
  • “[Bottle service] killed clubs. I hate bottle service in clubs. I hate everything about it.”
  • “Ibiza is now full of the worst people in the world and the biggest chisellers in the world.”
  • “Bookshelves sorted by size? Psychopathy of the highest order!”
  • “I would 100% ride in on a white horse like Bianca Jagger [at Studio 54].”
  • “Smartphones have taken the communal experience out of nightlife.”
  • “Richard is not a psycho for arranging books by height—but only just.”

Who’s Who

  • Isabella Lloyd Webber – Possible member of the Lloyd Webber family, mentioned as a fan of the podcast.
  • Rob Beckett – British comedian who shared a story about generosity on Blankety Blank.
  • Simon Napier-Bell – Author of Black Vinyl, White Powder, referenced for his thesis on how drug culture influenced music history.
  • Chris Brookmyre – Scottish crime novelist who bid against Richard Osman for naming rights in a book.

Notable Numbers

  • 2029 – Predicted year by the Night Times Industries Association for the potential extinction of UK nightclubs.
  • Every two days – Frequency of nightclub closures in the UK.
  • £5,000 – Amount Richard Osman pledged to cover for a charity on Pointless Celebrities.

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